We'd love to play your club, party, business event or whatever. The Boys have done hundreds of corporate gigs all over the southern part of North America. Plus we'll tailor the show to talk about your business or pick on your boss.

And for an extra fee, we can even write a special song for you. Shoot, for the right money, we'll stand next to your nightstand and sing you to sleep. Just leave the liquor cabinet open for us after you nod off.

Give us top-notch swag or bling-bling. We're not like politicians who accept their pay offs under the table. We'll be glad to thank you openly. Food, adult beverages, clothing, professional services, wild game, gimme caps, junior league women, jerky and food are all excellent options.

If all else fails, give the band some loving. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Know what I mean? Hubba-hubba.